Monthly Archives: January 2009

Should’ve Starved (Michael Rossi)

Me and a couple of my dudes are sitting in my ‘86 Oldsmobile Cutlass Supreme on brisk Monday night listening to the newest mixed-tape by Lil’ Wayne. Seems to be the newest trend. Which is white teenagers to be heavily involved in the rap scene. Whatever, I’m starving. My dude in the front passenger seat is rolling a bount,… Continue reading

Trials and Tribulations of the Altoids (Michael Rossi)

I was coming home from work when I came across one of my co-workers. He was slumped over on the side of the road with an altoids case in his hand. I was confident he was dead and because of the fact I didn’t like him, I walked past him. I’m about ten feet away from him when suddenly he’s right behind me asking if I wanted to do something sweet. This is where my life will completely change, forever. Main reason…: Continue reading

My Throne is Cold (Rick Berger)

I really wish global warming would affect my toilet seat. I’m tired of sitting down to relieve myself, only to feel as if I were receiving a rim job from a polar bear. Companies have tried to invent something that would warm one’s toilet seat, but none have succeeded. To be honest, I don’t see what’s so fucking hard. I just want to… Continue reading